I am not insulting you I am describing you

Car

Husband:"I lost my wife,she went shopping and hasn't come back yet"

Inspector:"What is her height?"

Husband:"I never checked".

Inspector:"slim or healthy?"

Husband:"Not slim ,can be healthy"

Inspector:"Colour of eyes?"

Husband:"Never noticed"

Inspector:"colour of hair?"

Husband:"changes according to season"

Inspector:"what was she wearing?"

Husband:"not sure whether it was a dress or a suit"

Inspector:"was she driving?"

Husband:"yes"

Inspector:"colour of the car?"

Husband:"black audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 hirse power teamed with an eight speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode ,as it has full LED head lights , which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door...........and then the husband started crying.....

Inspector:"Don't worry sir......we will find ur car"