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JD Can't Count

So, this is based on "Hermione Can't Draw" from AVPM, so enjoy!

JD: One!
Two- Fuck it!

*reality is paused because logic*

Chandler: Ronnie's boy toy can't count!

All three ghosts: *laugh*

Ram: Hey guys, guys, guys, I got just the thing.

[sung]
JD can't count

All three ghosts:
JD can't count
JD cannot count
He only kills people
And he cannot count
Even if he's killing a mathematician

(The ghosts keep singing as Veronica speaks)

Veronica: Alright, alright, I screwed up, my boyfriend wants to blow up the school, and he's coming to kill me... Maybe if I... fake my death, he won't kill me. No, too unrealistic.

Chandler: What, are you so bad at acting that you can't play dead?

Veronica: No, it's just-

All three ghosts (Veronica): Ronnie can't act,
(Yes I can!)
Ronnie can't act
Ronnie cannot act
(Yes, I can act!)
She only forges notes
And she cannot act
Even if she played an expert forger!

Veronica: Hey, hey, hey! Remember how JD can't count, he can't count!

All three ghosts: Ronnie can't act,
(Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!)
Ronnie can't act
Ronnie cannot act
(Could you give it a rest?!)
She only forges notes
And she cannot act
Even if she played an expert forger!

Veronica: *She fake hangs herself to quiet the ghosts*

[AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THE REST]