My brother, who knows nothing about Heathers except what I've told him, wrote a fanfic about Jason Dean, our favorite teen murderer! I also posted this on my Heathers amino page.
This piece is entitled "If JDDDDDDDDDDDDD Joined da Po-lice"
JDDDDDDDDD:hoi i liek da police i wn join plz bruh
Officer:nu u got tu du da twaining bruh
JDDDDDDDDD:nuuu (omfg so cringy) i dunt wna do te twaning (holy so cringy)
Officer:do da twaning or alse (what am i doing with my life?!?!!?)
JDDDDDDDDD:fin il do der twaning bruh
Officer:thx bruh now lets gut to da twaning
Noraitor: in twaning class
Officer: okie nuw to sturt we sturt wath shoting huld ur gun backweeerds liek dis
JDDDDDDDDD:(PETS gun buckwerds)
Officer: nut pet HOLD (what even is this .-.) idiot MAY THE LARD JASUS CROIST HALP DIS POR SOUL
JDDDDDDDDD: u knuw u sid dat out loudddd bruh
Officer: oh nu dint woray uts okie
JDDDDDDDDD: (holds gun and shotts misses) YASSSS queen IM SU GUD
Officer: u pass congrits brah
JDDDDDDDDD: thx men
Officer: ur welcome
JDDDDDDDDD:(steps outside) im police i arrast new (goes to streets) mhm ( stands in the middle of der road) hunneyyyyy(stahps car)
JDDDDDDDDD: Sir i wnt monay plz im por
Person one: nu bruh ern it urself
JDDDDDDDDD: i is officer of da wa(pulls out NERF sniper rifle) (360 noscopes bank robber IN THE EYE) HOW BOUT NIUW
Person one :ok jesus (gives 5$$$$$$$$$)
Bank robber: OH GOD MY EYE THAT NERF GUN HUT SU HERD
JDDDDDDDD: mhm dats rit gimme dat moonay
JDDDDDDDD: (walks down town to donut shop) yammy i wunt a nyan the dead catndonut plz bruh
Worker one: yas comang rit up brah(gives donut)
JDDDDDDDD: YASSS meh fav dis is da bast day of my life (sings this is the best day of my life)
That will be 50,000,000 follers
JDDDDDDDD:hold used nerf gun to head)
Worker one: OH MY GOD U ROBBER FAKE COP JERES UR NEWB DOIGHNUT
JDDDDDDDDD:nu i uz ounly thueg cup yah nu my dewd
Worker one: peaft shuer
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