Hey, guys! Guess who's about to ruin your day? Here's some alternate versions for Heathers: the Movie that didn't quite make the cut.
Also, I'll be naming the scenes after quotes from either the movie or the musical.
"The only place Marthas and Heathers can get along is in heaven!"
In this version of the film, Veronica kills JD by shooting him, then she steps outside with the bomb, makes a speech, then explodes. Martha and McNamara find a suicide note taped to her locker. The movie ends with a prom in heaven where the punch is drain cleaner, Martha sings as entertainment, and everyone gets along.
THE END
"I'm a Veronica"
This ending follows the story of the original, but when Veronica asks Martha to watch a movie with her, Martha stabs Veronica and says "Fuck you, Heather!" Veronica, lying on the ground with a knife in her stomach says "My name's not Heather! My name's not Heather!"
THE END
Well, that was fucking depressing. But hey, at least the movie didn't end like that. Have a nice day.
PS, I'll have the next chapter of Grace-Ann's Heathers published soon!
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