Heathers Stuff, because I'm obsessed

My Friend Summarizes Heathers

So, before QContinuum  was familiar with Heathers (specifically the musical) she wrote this. Enjoy!

narashun: onse upon a tiem dere wuz a gurl namd vernonnnica. Shee wuz not populer an needer wuz her bff marta. Den 1 day shee becan frens wif da mossst populer gurlzz of al............................... DA HETHERSS

*title scren apers sayin "hetherz: teh moosical (doz not acshelly hav moosic)"*

Vernicca: *is walkkin in skul*

*da hethers apeer*

Veronac: hi hether herther n hethhhherer

Chandlr: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii veronnciica so r u gong 2 da kewl parti tomororo

Veroinca: ya of cours *fak smilez*

Candelrina: heyy u no wut woud be like totes funnny?????

Verniica: wut

Chandel: u shud rite a not dat makes dat LOSER marty dumptruck think dat ram da populer joke haz invitded herr

Vroncicicia: isnt dat meen tho?????

Chandlerer: WHO DA FUK CAREZ DO IT!!!!!1!!1!1!!1!!1!

Veronnncia: sheesh fine *she givz marty da noet*

*da next day @ scol.....*

Vroncica: *gos 2 lunch*

*sundenly....*
*a hhuge fite hapens*

Vernnica: omg dat handsum mysterius bad boi jus beet up 2 of da bigest joks in da skul

Hasum emo bad boi: *cccccRRAWLIIIIIIIIIIIIN iiiiiiN MmYyY sKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNN thEsE wOUNds ttthhEEYY wiLLL NNOT HHHHHHHHHEEEEeeeeEEEaaAAAAAALLLLL*

Vernoinca: *swon*

Handsum emo bad boii: hey theyr *winkz* im JDDDDDDDDDDDD wich iz short 4 jasen deen

Verninica: im vernnciica sayer

JDDDDDDDDDD: kool maybee we shud hang out somtiem *wonk*

Vernoniciia: *intrenrl monolog* hot D A M N

JDDDDDDDDDDDDD: c u around vernonicicica *flipz hare and walkz away*

Vernonica: wow dat guy wuz so hot

*latr dat nite...............*
*veronnnica stops bi a 711 4 snacs*

JDDDDDDDDD: hey vernnonnica

Veronnnica: JDDDDDD???

JDDDDDD: yea

Vernonnica: wut r u doin heer???

JDDDDDDDD: *luks dramtikly in2 distense* jus byin a slushy wut about u?

Vernonnica: o i neded 2 pic up snacs 4 a partye

JDDDDDDD: huh. Didnt tak u 4 da partye typ

Veronnicia: wel my frens invitd me an im not passin up da chanse

JDDDDDDDDDD: thos 3 populer gurls???

Veronnnica: yea da hethers

JDDDDDDD: u no evin tho u hang out wif dem al da tiem u dont seem 2 liek dem veri much

Vernonnica: it doesnt mater if i liek dem. Beein frens wif dem is da onli way 2 surviv arond her

JDDDDDD: its not da onli way.....

Veronnnica: wut dos dat meen?

JDDDDDDDDD: u wil c

Chandlier: *outsid* VERONNNICIIA HURI UP