So, I got bored and decided to write Beautiful from Heathers but with Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles providing the setting and characters. Please keep in mind that this is an AU where everyone (including my OCs) are OOC. Well, Brianna is kinda in character. Let me know if you like this and I might make this into a series.
---CASTING LIST---
Veronica- Brianna Hopkins (cuz Hufflepuffs are the only reasonable people there)
Heather McNamara- Hermione (cuz they're soft)
Heather Duke- Ron (Don't worry, Ron won't turn into Harry 2.0)
Heather Chandler- Harry (cuz he's a mythic bitch)
Martha- Nicola Colella and Sarah Kowalski (they fill the best friend role)
Dean Thomas- Kurt Kelly
Draco Malfoy-Ram Sweeney
Without further ado, here's Beautiful!
BEAUTIFUL
Brie: September 1st, 2016,
Dear diary,
I believe I'm a good person. I think there's good in everyone, but... I look around at these kids I've known all my life and I ask myself "What happened?"
[Blah, blah, blah, students being mean to each other]
-----------------------------------[TIME SKIP CUZ I'M LAZY]---------------------------------------
Draco: *walks near Brianna, ignoring her*
*Freeze*
Brie: Draco Malfoy, seventh year as a Gryffindor, and 4th year of being shyer than a certain light yellow pegasus.
*unfreeze*
Draco: *says this quietly* Um, have you seen a boy, black hair, green eyes, gryffindor?
Brie: No, sorry.
Draco: Oh, thanks anyway. *walks away*
Brie: But I know,
I know, life can be beautiful.
I pray, I pray, for a better way.
We were kind before,
We can be kind once more,
We can be beautiful...
Ah! Hey, guys.
Nicola and Sarah: Hey.
*freeze*
Brianna: Nicola Colella and Sarah Kowalski. My best friends since... forever, I guess. They are two of the nicest kids in town, and that's not an understatement.
Nicola: You doing theatre club this year?
Brianna: Yeah, I'm really excited, maybe we could do Sweeney Todd, or Rocky Horror.
Sarah: I wish, but that's never gonna happen.
Nicola: I memorized a few songs from Hamilton over the summer. That's about US history, so we should be able to do that one.
Brie: Awesome, I love Hamilton!
Dean: Excuse me, I am looking for a certain boy by the name of Blaise Zabini. Do you know where he is, perchance?
*freeze*
Brie: Dean Thomas, Gryffindor. He is the smartest guy in his entire hat, which is kinda like being the dumbest scientist-
*unfreeze*
Nicola: N-
*freeze*
Brie: Hey, I wasn't done yet! Like I was saying, he acts like like the biggest smartass in the world, even though his idea of evolution is a monkey metamorphosing into a human. And the way he talks... Let's just say Nutmeg, my guinea pig, speaks more eloquently. It just makes me want to break something.
*unfreeze*
Brie (cont.): *turns the other way, containing her rage*
Nicola: No, sorry.
Dean: Alright, then. I will look somewhere else. Thank you anyway.
Brie: *under her breath* Would it kill you to use contractions? *they sit at the Hufflepuff table*
Dear diary,
Why-
Students: Ah, Hermione, Ronald, and Harry!
*Freeze*
Brie: Wait, this isn't- oh, forget it.
Hermione Dumbledore, the Reverend's daughter. Her dad is loaded. He even preaches on TV.
Ronald Weasley, recent convert to Gryffindor. No discernible personality, but rumor has it his family disowned him.
And Harry Potter, the almighty. He is a mythic b***h.
Dumbledore: Alright, Students! It's time for the annual conversion! From Ravenclaw is... Blaise Zabini!
Students: *applause*
Dumbledore: From Slytherin is... Seamus Finnigan!
Students: *applause*
Dumbledore: And from Hufflepuff is... Brianna Hopkins!
Brie: *under her breath* F**k. *not under breath* I'll miss you guys.
Nicola and Sarah: We'll miss you too. *they hug Brianna*
Brie: *walks to the Gryffindor table, sits next to Ron*
Ron: Welcome to Gryffindor, what's your name?
Brie: Brianna. Hopkins. Just call me Brie.
Harry: Welcome to righteousness. Congrats, you're not a DAFE anymore.
Hermione: Don't be rude.
Harry: Quiet, Hermione!
Hermione: Sorry, Harry.
Harry: For a DAFE-ish sinner, you have almost clear skin.
Hermione: And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important.
Harry: And ya know, ya know, ya know,
This could be beautiful,
Some makeup, throw out her old hat, and we're on our way!
Get this girl some red,
Or Ronald, you are dead!
*insert "make her beautiful" harmony here*
Harry: Okay?
Brie: Okay!
Gryffindor extra: Out of my way, DAFE!
Hufflepuff extra: I don't want trouble!
Gryffindor extra: You're gonna die at 9 PM!
Ravenclaw extras: Get away from me, stay away, liberal!
Hufflepuff extra: What did I ever do to them?
All but Harry, Ron, Hermione and Brie: Who could survive this?
I can't escape this!
Slytherin extra: Who's that with Harry?
Students: Hermione, Ronald, Harry-
Ravenclaw extra: And someone!
Students: Hermione, Ronald, Harry-
Gryffindor extra: And a babe!
Students: Hermione, Ronald, Harry-
Nicola and Sarah: Brianna?
Students: Brianna, Brianna, Brianna!
Brie: And ya know, ya know, ya know,
Life can be beautiful!
Ya hope, you dream, you pray,
And you get your way!
Ask me how it feels
Looking like hell-
*record scratches*
H-E-double hockey sticks... see, it just doesn't work with the rhythm-
Harry: Just get this song over with!
Brie: Fine.
On wheels!
My god-
Harry: Gosh!
Brie: It's beautiful!
I might be beautiful,
And when you're beautiful,
It's a beautiful frickin' day!
*Riff here*
Students: Hermione, Ronald, Harry, Brianna!
Hermione, Ronald, Harry, Brianna!
Brianna (x4)
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