THIS IS JUST A RANDOM SNIPPET OF RANDOMNESS!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jimei screeched, and Oribia practically broke down the door to see what was wrong.
"What happened where's the murderer!?" She yelled, pulling out a little dinky Swiss army knife. A dinky knife that Jimei grabbed and repeatedly stabbed her iPad with.
"die! Die! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She had practically destroyed her iPad, while Oribia just stared in horror.
"WTF!? Hichsauifhsioa!? Jimei, wat iz going on in here!?" Oribia eyes were just spirals, threatening to spiral out of control.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FRIGGIN WATTPAD!!!!!!!" Jimei cursed throwing her iPad out the window, shattering the window in the process.
"OMG NUU! THE WINDOW, JIMEI I SWEAR IMA KILL YOU!" Oribia's eyes were now fire, and Jimei hurriedly explained herself.
SPOILER ALERT FOR: SHY, RUNNING FROM HER ALPHA, AND THE SISTER OF POPULAR
"OK OK! SO YOU SEE, I BINGE READ SHY, AND AT THE END GREYSON DIED SO I STARTED READING RUNNING FROM HER ALPHA TO TAKE MY MIND OFF OF IT, BUT SILAS DIED IN THAT ONE, SO I PANICKED AND STARED READ THE SISTER OF POPULAR, BUT THEN THE GIRL'S LIFE WAS SO F-ED UP AND TRIED TO COMMIT TWICE THAT AHHHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T TRUST WATTPAD SO I' DESTROYING THE EVIDENCE!" Jiemi, by the end of her rant, flipped a table at Oribia, and curled up on the ground crying. Oribia inched closer and handed Jimei her phone with a new, happy, story called, Darn Those Sexy Kidnappers.
And to this day, Jimei slowly started trusting Wattpad again.
YOU ARE READING
CHICKEN TOPIA!
HumorIt's a super random story about chicken and whatnot, the main character is Jimei Zong a Chinese girl who loves chicken and meets the chicken king! Also with fun facts! ;P
