Jimei got up that morning only to find Oribia on the couch staring at a phone.
"Wait wut? When did you get a phone?" Jimei asked, and Oribia looked at Jimei, fear in her eyes,
"Really good news, good news, or bad bad bad bad HORRIBLE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION news?" Oribia asked shakily,
"Uuuuuuuuuh, really good news first?" Jimei was now very nervous and anxious as what was to come.
"Well, TheOtakuOnigiri is writing a new humor story she will publish soon (Cause that's all I'm good at...). Good news, apparently this story has 195 views, (Like wtf, have I been gone that long?!)...." Oribia cut off,
"Wow, you haven't broken the fourth wall in forever..... And what's the bad news?" Jimei sat down on the couch in her chicken onesie, and stared at Oribia, thinking Oribia was probably overreacting again.
"No, it's, bad bad bad bad HORRIBLE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION news," Oribia lowed her voice to a whisper as she showed Jimei her phone, "Jerry.... Is coming."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jimei screamed.
HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER, AND I APOLOGIZE TO THE FEW POOR SOULS WHO READ THIS, AND APOLOGIZE FOR BEING GONE FOR SO LONG AND THANK YOU ALL FOR THE VEIWS. SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO hellostarfish AND Psychotic-Akatsuki MY AWESOME FRIENDS WHO SUPPORT ME AT BEING STUPID. FUN FACTS #SOME THING OR OTHER IS THAT BUTTERFLIES HAVE EARS ON THEIR WINGS!!!
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CHICKEN TOPIA!
HumorIt's a super random story about chicken and whatnot, the main character is Jimei Zong a Chinese girl who loves chicken and meets the chicken king! Also with fun facts! ;P
