"Holy frijole...." Jimei whispered as she saw the formidable force in from of her...
A giant chicken....
"I am the almighty Chicken King!" The chicken boomed. Jimei threw herself on the floor bowing at the almighty chicken kind.
"Your highness. I hope you don't mind me working at a place where we cook chicken! I mean I love chicken! It's my favorite food! Is that bad to say? It probably is. I'm sorry. Please don'r kick me out. I need this job! Oribia, my best friend and room mate, will kill me. She already works a ton and has to study. Oh please almighty Chicken King don't let Oribia kill me!" Jimei rambled and the Chicken King cut her off,
"Don't worry small human child. You may love chicken. I mean. We are the best animals meaning we must taste delicious. And I will not kick you out. You see. I am proud of you!"
"Proud?" Jimei was dazed and confused at the Chicken King being proud of HER! I mean. She can't even drive properly!!!
"Yes child," The Chicken King touched his scepter to her shoulder and continued, "You see. Battle Chicken is my son."
"S-Son!!!??" Jimei panicked, "You mean the Battle Chicken is your son!?!?! And I've been treating him like an animal!!! I'm horrible!" Jimei rose up, still on her knees, grasping her head and shaking it violently.
"Calm down Jiemi Zong. Battle Chicken is happy. I am proud that you've been so kind to my son and not letting Oribia sell or cook him when you brought all those chickens home. I now have one favor to ask of you," The Chicken King fondly told Jimei, a small smile gracing his beak as he lifted the scepter, "if you do this, I will hire you without question."
"Anything Chicken King! I need this job!" Jimei wailed, as she awaited her fate.
"If you kiss my son he shall be human and live the human life he's always wanted! This can only happen by you Jimei. Because you have a pure love for chicken that no one else has!" The Chicken King boomed.
"Wait wut?!" Jimei gasped.
I, the Chicken King have an announcement! Should Jimei refuse to kiss my son and not get the job? Or make Battle Chicken human? Let me know!
And let ME thank you all for making this dumb story #413 IN FOOD!!! I saw this and kinda died with laughter. I got a ranking! And 419 views from you all! I don't deserve you guys! (TvT) I am so happy to say this. THANK YOU!!! See you soon!!
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HumorIt's a super random story about chicken and whatnot, the main character is Jimei Zong a Chinese girl who loves chicken and meets the chicken king! Also with fun facts! ;P
