All right guys time to party!
"WHO SAID THAT?! EXPOSE YOURSELF!" Jimei screeched,
"It's the author. It's the Merry Christmas chapter remember?" Oribia deadpanned,
I feel so forgotten ('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
"Oh shi-uh-ship! That's today?!" Jimei yelped,
"Uh huh. OtakuOnigiri finally got up to post something for the first time in forever." Jerry muttered and texted on her phone,
Why you do dis? I've been dealing with life...
"Because you're lazy." Jerry shrugged and Jimei jumped into a box and came out with a horribly ugly sweater. It was a Christmas tree with blinking lights and she put on a ski mask with a Santa hat.
"I'm ready!" She announced,
Oh plz. Take that off...
"Nu."
Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh....
"Oh well, BC anything to say?" Oribia asked,
"U-uh...," the chicken hooman stuttered. "Merry Chri-"
"NOT YET!" The three girls hissed and covered his mouth at the same time.
I mean we can do it now...
"Don't you want to say stuff tho?" Jerry asked,
Well yea but that's be cringy. And I'm already cringy enough for doing this Lol.
"There is no suck thing as enough cringy-ness." Jimei whispered lowly,
Ok then. I guess. Don't want cringe then skip dis. It'll be short but meh. I just wanted to thank the 601 views. They do mean a lot cause then I know that I have some hope in mah writing even though this isn't all that serious. We're past 500 and my goal is 1k. I know that I have like no comments also but that's okie. I love everyone who comments and all my readers too. Thank you all so much for sticking with my crap and thanks to my friend, she knows who she is, who inspired all this and Jimei. She loves fried chicken and we came up with this idea, joked about it, tossed it around then I was like, "YOLO!" And wrote it. She is Jimei, and I love her and her character, You're my best friend pal and mean so much to me. So I hope you all will keep sticking with me my dear viewers. You all are amazing and I love Wattpad. Merry Chris-
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!" They all shout,
"Or Hanukkah or Kwanza, or any other holiday you celebrate." Jerry shouted,
"And hopefully lazy bum over here will post a New Years one on time."
(TwT) Love you too Oribia. Love you too...
YOU ARE READING
CHICKEN TOPIA!
HumorIt's a super random story about chicken and whatnot, the main character is Jimei Zong a Chinese girl who loves chicken and meets the chicken king! Also with fun facts! ;P
