"All right, now that Oribia has had her food and BC isn't going to pass out on me let's plan out summer!!" Jimei fist pumped the air,
"Why would you even think of doing that, it's summer. The point is to NOT plan anything. Duh." Aruba grumbled, nabbing a fuzzy red blanket and wrapping herself up like a burrito. Small bits of dirty blonde hair peeking out of the top.
"What's summer I don't understand?" BC looked at Jimei with curious eyes that sparkled. Jimei felt the need to protect this small bean and explained to him the meaning of summer,
"Summer is when kids get out of school for a couple of months. They have all the time in the world and it's the greatest thing ever!" Jimei went on and on about the greatness of summer and Oribia pipped in,
"It's the absolute worst. It's too hot, no one texts you unless they want to use you to hangout out with some one else, and there's always to many people so it's stupid. Winter break is better."
"Really Oribia?" BC asked curiously and Jimei started waving her arms around frantically,
"NO!" She shouted, "Summer is actually a LOT of fun. Oribia just hates the heat that's all. So ignore her! Just this summer can we plan some fun activities? Pleaaaasssseee?" Jim begged looking at Oribia who's head peeked out of her blanket. Jimei's puppy eyes wavered at Oribia's unrelenting ones.
"Sigh, fine. Just this once. But if we do this we can't go around with BC being called, well, BC. He needs a name." Oribia grumbled, Jimei thought about this tapping her chin with her smol baby finger.
"That's true... Do you have any ideas Oribia?" Jimei asked and they both stared at BC. BC cowered in fear at the girls penetrating gazes.
"He needs a weird name." Oribia started,
"True true..." Jimei agreed.
"U-um, how about Bartho-" BC tried again with this name only to be denied by harsh disapproval on the girls part.
"WAIT! I know!" Oribia shouted, hopped up from the dull brown couch and onto the dusty computer.
"What?!" Jimei and BC both asked, Oribia turned around and smiled evilly,
"A random name generator."
'Oh heavens no...." BC whispered and Jiemi nodded excitedly. Oribia started typing widely onto her computer. After a second she feel off of her chair laughing. Rolling all over the floor. The screen read,
Dionysus Susumu Ishikawa
"I... can't..... breathe!" Jimei wheezed holding onto the table.
"Guysssss!!!" BC, or should we say, Dionysus, whined,
"Ok, ok, whew, sorry." Oribia got ahold of herself and held her stomach from laughing so hard.
"I'm not!" Jimei shouted, and then looked at Dionysus's sad gaze and quickly fixed her sentence,
"I'm not sorry for hurting the.... table!! But sorry for laughing so hard haha..." Dionysus nodded and looked at Oribia,
"Can we redo it?" He asked and Oribia nodded and pressed generate again,
Amhlaoibh Dáithí Berne
They all stood dumb-founded at the computer.
"W-What is this?" Jimei asked and Dioy- Amhlaoibh looked so confused.
"A-Apparently it's Irish..." Oribia sweat dropped.
"That is not going to be my name." BC decided. They all sat in awkward silence thinking. Until Oribia had an idea,
"Hey what kind of chicken were you before you became a human BC?"
"Japanese Baton," Jimei answered before BC could even open his mouth, "what? I know my chickens!"
"Well, those are from Japan, so let's give you a Japanese name!!" Oribia answered and Jimei agreed.
"Ok." BC agreed, then he got an idea, "How about we just take Dionysus off the first name and go with that?"
"Yea! And you can have Jimei's last name and say you're her brother!! You guys look close enough." Oribia added.
"I'm down." Jimei agreed and from this moment on, BC finally had an actual name. He will from now on be known as,
"Susumu Ishikawa Zong!" Susumu said proudly and Oribia and Jimei chuckled to themselves but said nothing.
"Now that we had this settled we should really start planning!" Oribia shouted and got a notebook to start writing things down.
"What if we go to a water park!" Jimei shouted,
"Amusement park!" Susumu added, Oribia nodded writing things down,
"Camping!" Oribia wrote down,
"Start a garden?" Susumu offered,
"Rafting!" Jimei shouted,
"Barbecue!!" They all said at once looking at each other before falling over laughing. They were all enjoying themselves writing down ideas here and there.
"This is going to be a great summer haha!" Jimei smiles and Oribia agreed as she started making dinner. Susumu smiles in return.
Here's the first part of the summer arc! Sorry for not updating I had sooooo many trips. If you have fun summer ideas lemme know! And BC finally has a name!! I'll hopefully see y'all next week!
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HumorIt's a super random story about chicken and whatnot, the main character is Jimei Zong a Chinese girl who loves chicken and meets the chicken king! Also with fun facts! ;P