Percy Jackson: Facfiction

You know that loud sound in public bathrooms? I'm not sure what it is, but it seems public bathrooms are always bursting with noise; like everything is happening at once. That's what my life was like for awhile, everything was happening at once. It was one giant public bathroom, and gods did it stink almost as bad as one. Let me start from the beginning. My names Callista Posy Snowdon, my mum used to call me Callie. I lived in a small flat with her in the city up until my tenth birthday; that's when things started going downhill. Not like a fast crash, more like a leaking tap; the sink would eventually overflow and flood the house. It started with small things, you know, the mean girl at my school looked like she had red eyes one day, then she was gone the next. My teachers changed far too often and my best friend was too interested in my personal life. soon enough, a pack of hellhounds ripped up our flower beds! And my bigoted father decided to step in, forming a hurricane on our front porch! Lifting up these hell dogs and flying away! I know this sounds ridiculous, right? Like something out of a fairy tale! A Disney movie! Even a book series for gods sake! But this was my gods damned life! We were to be straight off to our farm in the country, instructions from my great big daddy apparently. I had a great week there with my mum, up until i accidentally burst the water tank; (I find it quite unfair I was blamed for that, after the past two weeks I'd had.) we were off to some special camp, as my mum called it. There we were driving until I started getting chills, I looked over to my mum and noticed that she was as well. What on earth, right? We got out of the car and started on foot until we heard someone groaning? As a child, I thought it was just some gross sex noises; but my mother spotted a scrawny boy. We made our way over to him and you know, the whole rescue team thing. I'll skip this part of the story as it mainly consists of me complaining about having to walk too far, and the scrawny guys name was Gabriel, or Gabe, if you were wondering. We found this weird archway thing, I remember first seeing it and immediately remembering how hungry I was because it reminded me of the archways that connect the M in the McDonalds signs. A lot of beasts I didn't recognise showed up in the clearing, Gabe and I passed through the archway and the beasts seemed to give up, almost like they knew they couldn't get in. My mum and I said our goodbyes, and she left. I guess that was that. Like I said, everything was happening all at once.