Character: Sasuke (Oh...I got this one in the bag *evil smirk*.)
OMGGGGGG SAS-KAY-KUUUUUUUUUUUN IS SOOOOOOOOO HAWTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!! LIEK, HE COULD TOTALLY MAKE EVERYONE DROP THEIR PINK GIRLY PANTIES AND BEAT THE CRAEP OUT OF TEH ENTIRE AKATSUKI AND LIEK TOTALLY PWN MADARA'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG AND EVERYONE IS SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS OF HIM THAT NARUTO DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING ON HIS SEXY UCHIHA ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! HE WAS BADASS FROM BIRTH ALL THE WAY UNTIL NOW!!!!!!!! HE EVEN SAID "FUCK YOU AND YOUR DREAM NARUTO, I'M BECOMING HOKAGE BIOTCH" BECAUSE HE'S SOOOOOOOOO BADASS AND HAWT AND SEXYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!! OMFG HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM HE'S SOOOOO CUTE AND HAWT AND SEXAYYYYYYYYYY AND BADASS AND HAWWWWT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S SO BADASS AND STRONG, HE HAS BOTH THE RINNEGAN AND THE SHARINGAN, AND ALL NARUTO HAS IS HIS SHITTY SAGE MODE THUS MAKING SASUKE OBVIOUSLY THE HOTTEST SEXYEST CHARACTER EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Tiny Message From Admin
Oh, God. Sasuke is my least favorite character. The amazing feat that I was able to do this without breaking my keyboard from laughing or anger is incredible. But let's get something straight here. I, have absolutely NOTHING against Sasuke, despite the fact I dislike him. A LOT. I also have nothing against Sasuke's fans. I'm not saying every single one of his fans act like this, yet I'm not saying none of them do. I have met people like this, where they will try to shove his name down your throat, or any of the Naruto characters. This is completely a joke, please don't scream at me, and I'll see you next update.
