When Jeff met his weff she was a cheff then she cut off his milk bags.
The milk was sad because it went into Ryan's butthole.
The milk was not okay. I don't like Milk that's not okay then he drank milk from a cow.
The cow licked milk and are a chick with his tick.
and he fell over from getting a heart attack and died.
THE END

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