Once upon a time, all my hair fell out and a crow ate it.
The Crow puked the hair up and the hair started to walk away.
People started screaming and running from the hair.
They were running from the pubes
They kept coming back over and ovver, no one can escape the pubes!
Pubes were monsters, taking over every one's sex life away
And then super man gave everybody their sex life back.

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stories from my friends
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