I saw a guy with 18 eyes and a bad case of manliness.
He was so manly that he out-manly-ed everyone that was manly.
His name was changed to manly because he was so manly but manly was sad.
Manly liked to eat beef nuggets with his frient sweaty who eats horse testicles
BILLY BOB SCREMED HE SAW SWEATY EATING TESTICLES.
And then the cops came and confiscated the evidence by eating it.
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