Once there was a gay penguin couple.
they were so in love that their hearts started swelling up.
then their hearts exploded into 2 million pieces and they yelled "yeet! yeet!"
"oh?" The post man yelled from the door step
And the a dog started biting the mailman's butt.
The mail man grabbed the dog by his tail.
And the dog bit his and ran away to safly.

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Kurgu OlmayanTrigger warning: If you are easily offended don't read this.