When Donald Trump was assassinated by Mike Pence and Paul Ryan, Congress met to decide what to do next.
They decided to clone him into a better version, he ended up looking like a cows uterus.
He looked like a bleeding cow uterus that needed a tampon
So he shoved it his utter.
Now that his utter was stuffed, his milk-making ability was now on hold.
Doctors decided to cut open his utter and disect him alive
The cow mooed in agony, he liked how it felt.
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