stories from my friends

Part 5

And then Donald came back to life and fucked the cow clone.

Donald's cow clone milked in a pleasurable way, making Trump very moist. (oh yessss )

Trump was so moist that he dissolved into a puddle of moistness.

The moistness was absorbed into the Trump Tower. 

Then god cried because he wanted to abandon humans but he was their dad and had to stay.

JK God didn't care and sent down craters full of lava and watched his subjects burn as he smiled and drank tea.