The person was followed into the dark, dark wood
By a man named Beatus
Beatus was actually a lonely snail in a costume from party city.
Beatus decides to leave party city and go to the real world.
Beatus wanted food, so he went to taco bell.
Unfortunately, as soon as he bit into his gordita his mouth was cut because there was a shark tooth in it .
Then he died because of blood loss.
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