Once upon a time, a lonly potato went for a walk in the town.
he went to the kitchen and fell in a pot of oil.
He was badly hurt.
T'was the night before Christmas. And Santa Clause was breaking and entering so we called the police.
the police came and then he turned into Brendon Urie and sang them to sleep
Everyone lived happily ever after in a land where MCR still exists...;-;

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stories from my friends
Non-FictionTrigger warning: If you are easily offended don't read this.