You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: So...
Stranger: 23 m ind
You: You like garlic bread?
Stranger: so sos
Stranger: yeah
You: Sos for what bae?
Stranger: nothing beeee
You: Winter is coming
Stranger: chodu ram
Stranger: lawda ka
You: and I'm a sneaky little bee
You: buzz buzz
Stranger: pudik chhaal
You: I'm sorry I don't speak Italian
Stranger: its hindi
Stranger: not italian
Stranger: and here its summer season
Stranger: got ot
Stranger: u rascal
You: Well I don't speak French either so could you watch your tone?
Stranger: fucking weeds
You: Are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: i am a man
Stranger: 23 age
You: A mounty amount of man?
Stranger: ?????????????/
You: Nothing, Bertha don't worry
You: Listen
You: My name is Lucifer
Stranger: whatdo u mean??
Stranger: USA?
You: and I have been appointed to bring on the apocalypse by the Hindi Gods
You: Yes USA
You: That is exactly what I said
You: what is your name Mortal?
Stranger: what r u doing here?
Stranger: Deepak
You: I came to look for you, Deepak. You are the chosen one.
Stranger: I am Deepak
Stranger: okay
Stranger: :)
You: You are the chosen one because I need to inhabit your body to take over the world.
You: Now, I need your consent
You: but I'm telling you in advance that at times it can get a little bit painful
Stranger: okay so
You: I am into a variety of kinky things that you mortals would not appreciate
You: such as backwards defecating
YOU ARE READING
Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!
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