You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
You: Can I ask you a serious question ?
Stranger: what?
You: Do you like cheese ?
Stranger: oh hell yeah id fuck cheese all day every day
You: Hmm
You: Interesting...
You: By the way.
Stranger: very
You: What does a blowjob mean ? All the boys keep asking me for one but I don't know what it is ?
Stranger: sucking their dick
You: I even asked my teacher and she got really mad and sent me to the head teacher, and I'm really confused
You: Whats a dick ?
Stranger: penis
You: Whats a penis ?
Stranger: if youre in school you would know this
You: Whats a school ?
Stranger: the thing between your legs
You: Sorry, I suffer from retardedness
Stranger: me too
You: The thing between my legs.... My friends call it my cat
You: Im stroking it right now
Stranger: i dont believe you
You: It just meowed
Stranger: i have a cat i call it jelly bean
You: Now its going to go kill a rat.
You: Can I stroke Jelly Bean ?
You: :D
Stranger: my cat poops in a box
You: I'm pretty sure all cats do :)
You: But mummy says I'm special because I go to special school and I'm smartest there :D
You: Ring ring ?
You: Ring ring ?
You: Helloooo ?
Stranger: alex baldwin is an asshole!!!
You: Anyone home ?
You: Whats an alex baldwin ?
Stranger: my ass
You: And whats an asshole mean ?
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You: whats an ass
You: ?
Stranger: my poop chute
You: Whats a poop chute
Stranger: shit ole
You: Whats a shit ole
Stranger: i should punch you in the head while wearing hulk hands
You: Whats a hulk hand ?
You: What does punch mean ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I did actually have a cat on my lap at the time xD
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Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!
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