Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!

No, this is Patrick.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Fuck you

Stranger: Dean Winchester? Is that you?

You: No, this is Patrick.

Stranger: Is this the Krust Krabs?

Stranger: *Krusty

You: NO

You: THIS IS PATRICK

Stranger: *ring ring* Is this the Krusty Krab?

You: NOOOO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!

You: *SLAMS PHONE WITH EXCESSIVE FORCE*

Stranger: x.x owies my ear...

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.