Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!

BOOM.

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You: ASDFGHJKL;

Stranger: looking for a boobs

You: I have a boobs.

Stranger: 21m

Stranger: u

You: 50 f.

You: So

You: Let's get it on.

Stranger: fuck

You: YEAH

You: I FARTED ON YOUR WHITE JEANS WHILE OUR DOGS ATE MARSHMELLOWS.

You: AND THE POLICE AT YOUR WHITE CREAM.

You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Stranger: u fuckd up with u r dog

You: Excuse moi?

Stranger: yeah

You: BOOM.

Stranger: baby

You: Why did Sally fall off the swings?

Stranger: fcked up

You: Bitch answer my mother fucking toad question.

You: Why

You: Did

You: Sally

You: Fall

You: Off

You: Of

You: The

Stranger: mother fucking

You: Swing.

You: Mother

You: Trucking

You: Sally

Stranger has disconnected.