Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!

This guy...

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Stranger: m wid kik and Skype

You: What's an m wid?

Stranger: male with

You: Oh, that's better. For a moment I thought you weren't speaking English.

You: (:

Stranger: haha ok male or female?

You: Grill

Stranger: age?

You: Second hand, only been used twice.

You: Five years old.

Stranger: really how old r

You: How old is the letter 'r'? Jeez, I don't know...

You: Fairly old, I would presume.

Stranger: just tell me

You: Pfft, if I have to google it...

Stranger: 18?

You: I think it's a little bit older than that.

Stranger: 20?

You: Dude, you think the letter 'r' is 20 years old?

You: It's been around since 1407...

Stranger: haha ok well just tell me how old u r

You: Oh. Really? I have to search for the letter 'U' now?

You: You can just never be satisfied, can you?

Stranger: plzzzz

Stranger: nope

You: plzzzz?

You: What is the meaning of this?

You: Hmmm... Well I couldn't find anything solid, but I think it's from Elizabethan times. You know what that means, don't you?

Stranger: HOW OLD R U!

You: Hey, I just told you! Jeez.

You: If you aren't satisfied with that answer, I understand. I could always give you some facts? I bet there is no knowledge of anything in that brain of yours. Tee hee.

You:  Elizabethan dictionaries were not available - it was not possible to look up the spellings or meanings of Elizabethan words beginning with the Letter U . Old Elizabethan words were therefore spelt and written in a variety of different formats. The above online dictionary containing old Elizabethan words beginning with the Letter U provide a valuable reference source when studying the literary works and plays of famous Elizabethan authors such as William Shakespeare and Christopher Marlowe.

You: See? How interesting!

Stranger has disconnected.