You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger: m wid kik and Skype
You: What's an m wid?
Stranger: male with
You: Oh, that's better. For a moment I thought you weren't speaking English.
You: (:
Stranger: haha ok male or female?
You: Grill
Stranger: age?
You: Second hand, only been used twice.
You: Five years old.
Stranger: really how old r
You: How old is the letter 'r'? Jeez, I don't know...
You: Fairly old, I would presume.
Stranger: just tell me
You: Pfft, if I have to google it...
Stranger: 18?
You: I think it's a little bit older than that.
Stranger: 20?
You: Dude, you think the letter 'r' is 20 years old?
You: It's been around since 1407...
Stranger: haha ok well just tell me how old u r
You: Oh. Really? I have to search for the letter 'U' now?
You: You can just never be satisfied, can you?
Stranger: plzzzz
Stranger: nope
You: plzzzz?
You: What is the meaning of this?
You: Hmmm... Well I couldn't find anything solid, but I think it's from Elizabethan times. You know what that means, don't you?
Stranger: HOW OLD R U!
You: Hey, I just told you! Jeez.
You: If you aren't satisfied with that answer, I understand. I could always give you some facts? I bet there is no knowledge of anything in that brain of yours. Tee hee.
You: Elizabethan dictionaries were not available - it was not possible to look up the spellings or meanings of Elizabethan words beginning with the Letter U . Old Elizabethan words were therefore spelt and written in a variety of different formats. The above online dictionary containing old Elizabethan words beginning with the Letter U provide a valuable reference source when studying the literary works and plays of famous Elizabethan authors such as William Shakespeare and Christopher Marlowe.
You: See? How interesting!
Stranger has disconnected.
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