Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!

D:!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Gor

Stranger: Girl?

You: YEAH I'M A GOR

Stranger: Guy?

You: GIRL

You: FUDGE/.

You: CAKES

Stranger: Can we fuck on computer

You: SURE :D

You: *pulls down trousers*

You: *humps computer*

You: OOOOH SWEEET JESUS

Stranger: Sicks it ip there

You: YEAH BABY!

Stranger: Harder harder

You: YEAHHHH

Stranger: Himp hump hump

You: HUMP HUMP

You: *finishes*

You: .....

You: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

You: YOU SICK ASS BITCH

Stranger: Man this feels good

You: HOW DARE YOU?!

Stranger: What??!!

You: SEXIST BASTARD!

You: JUST

You: JUST

You: UGGHHHHHHH

You: YOU ASSHOLE

You: *punches in face*

Stranger: Do you like girls or guys

You: BOTH ;)

You: HA

You: HA

You: HA

You: NO.

You: -.-

Stranger: Which

Stranger: One

You: GUYS <3

You: YUM

You: SEXINESS

Stranger: Good because i just stuck my dick up you

You: Ha

You: No you didn't.

You: The computer did :D

Stranger: Ha

Stranger: Can you plaese play along im cumming

You: D:

You: D:

You: D:

You: D:

You: D:

You: D:

You: D:

You: D:

Stranger: No? Yes?

You: D:

Stranger: Goodbye

You: D:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.