Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!

I found my trolling match :l

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

Stranger: Hi you've reached the internet crap line, how may I not help you today?

You: Some Shitty Chicken Pleashe.

Stranger: sorry we only have ice chicken and orange chicken at the moment

You: Okay I'll have some Shitty Wok.

Stranger: *takes a shit in a wok*

Stranger: there you go

You: Yes, I'd like fries with that.

You: BITCH I WANT MY MOTHER FUCKING FRIES.

You: AHHHHH

You: UNICORNS

Stranger: these fries fucked your mother, here you go

You: Marshmellows and cupcakes and Jigglipuffs...

Stranger: this marshmellow ate a jigglypuff, then shat in out and made it into a cupcake

You: <3 :D

You: I can has?

You: Miaow?

You: Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow?

You: *Eats Shitty Wok and Fries that fucked mother while waiting for a reply*

You: I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

You: THIS SHITTY WOK ISN'T SHITTY ENOUGH!

You: Miaow.

You: I can't disconnect until YOU disconnect.

You: So if you'd like to reply, that'd be lovely.

You: ...Or disconnect.

You: I feel I'm being out trolled.

You: NO

You: THIS WILL NOT FUCKING DO

You: YOU REPLY THIS INSTANT OR GET BACK IN THE FRIDGE

You: THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY

You: !

You: !

You: !

You: !

You: Sigh.

You: Asl ;)?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.