Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!

My mum has standards ;)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: hi

You: My name is Beatrice, and I am a sex addict.

Stranger: thats good

You: My name is not Beatrice. And I am not a sex addict.

Stranger: my names dan and im a drug addict

You: COOL STORY BRO

You: NEEDS LESS DRUGS AND SHIT.

Stranger: can i fuck your mum?

You: Nah. My mum has standards x

Your conversational partner has disconnected.