WOULD YOU HOOK UP WITH ANYONE FROM THE OTHER COUPLES? WHO? WHY?
Ryan and Brendon:
Ryan pursed his lips. "We only conversed with them for a moment. I don't think I can remember everyone."
"Well, who do you remember?" Brendon urged. "Who stood out?"
"There was the one with the-"
"Which one?" The pitch of his voice rose.
Ryan's eyes narrowed. "Why are you asking it that way?"
"What way?"
"Like you're testing me or something."
"I'm not." Brendon snorted as if the idea were ridiculous. "I'm just curious."
"I think that girl-"
"One of the girls?" He sneered.
"The one with the large, blue eyes. What was her name?"
"Stephanie?" His ex offered offhandedly.
"Sarah." The correction came from behind the camera.
"Yeah, Sarah. If hook up with her."
"Hmm."
"Hmm what? What does hmm mean?"
"Just hmm."
"Well who would you fuck?"
"I don't know why, but that Josh guy's voice made my dick twitch."
"Him?" Ryan leaned back in his chair. Unimpressed.
"He's better than what's her name."
"Her name's Sarah."
"Whatever."
Sarah and Meagan
"I'm kind of a hardcore lesbian." Meagan frowned. "The thought of touching any of those idiots makes me want to vomit."
"Patrick."
"What?"
"Patrick for sure." It was said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "He was so small and awkward. Cute as hell. If he had a vagina, I'd be all over that."
"If this," The other girl lifted the empty shot glass. "Had a vagina, you'd be all over it. Because you're a whore."
Despite the joke being against her, Sarah snorted. "Well, who had the best face?"
"Pete."
"No."
"Yeah."
"You're an idiot."
"And you're a slut."
"At least I'm a slut with good taste."
"So you're saying I'm attractive?"
"Everybody makes at least one mistake."
Pete and Patrick
"That's such a weird thing to ask." Patrick shifted in his seat. Discomfort obvious in his strained expression. "We met them for half of a second. That's not enough time to decide if you should sleep with someone."
"Just do it based on their looks." Pete suggested. "Who was the hottest in the room?"
"You."
He chuckled. "Other than me."
"I-I don't know." Patrick blushed. "Can we take a shot?"
"You could."
"You're not?" Reluctantly, he met his gaze.
"Nah. This is a fun question."
"Who do you choose?"
"I was really digging Brendon's vibe."
"Brendon?"
"With the big lips. The one who couldn't stand still for a second."
"That's your type now? Hyperactive and loud?"
"Maybe. Who would you choose?"
"None of them." Patrick grabbed for the alcohol. "I'll take a shot."
"That's no fun." Pete got to it first. He held it out of Patrick's reach. "Pick one."
"No, Pete."
"Just choose."
"No."
"It's not that big of a-"
"Tyler okay? I pick Tyler."
Josh and Tyler
"There's something really weird about that guy with the scarves. I dig it. He was really quiet and eerie."
"Ryan?" Josh quirked an eyebrow.
"Ryan. Nice name. Simple."
"He's clearly a top." Josh shook his head. "You two wouldn't work."
"We could switch." Tyler suggested.
"When's the last time you bottomed?"
"With you."
"Am I also the last person you had sex with?"
"I'm not answering that." He chuckled.
Josh rolled his eyes. "It won't work for you guys." He repeated.
"Why are you hating, dude?"
"Because I was going to say Ryan."
"No way! He's your type?"
"He's weird. You're weird. I guess skinny weird dudes are my type."
"I'm not skinny." Tyler argued. "I've been working out."
"Tyler, going up the two stairs that lead to your kitchen isn't working out."
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Truth or Drink
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