Transformers one shots and scenarios

22 bee street

22 bee street

It was a slow day in the scrapyard as Sideswipe walked around the stacks, looking for something Denny asked for. he couldn't remember what it was. so, he was just wasting time.

until someone else did it for him, while he was with fiddling his headphones he trip over something, Sides groaned and looked down to see what tripped him, and saw a yellow camaro under a tarp,

"Bumblebee? what the hell are you doing under there?"

"Nothing, get out of here!"

"Are you hiding?"

"No! now get out before he finds me!"

"Before who finds-" "There you are! you cradle robbing Scumbug!" Sideswipe and the yellow bot froze as their optics landed on a very enraged Ratchet making his way two them both, he grabbed them both and dragged them to the command center, after forcing them both to sit down,

Ratchet started pacing grumbling to himself occasionally glaring up a Bee, before finally walking up to them both. "Look if the is about the super glued wrench I had;" He glaces at Bee out the corner of his optic, "Dude, why are you climbing into that pod?" Sideswipe asked watching as Bee nervously opens a broken stasis pod and hides in it,

Ratchet glowered at them both "Now, Gentle-bots We're not going to sit here and Pretend" *Pulls his tool box from his subspace and slams it on the floor.* "That there's not a big aft Chompazoid in the room." he hissed as Sides just gave him a blank stare "What the Frag is going on?" The medic brought a holographic photo of Abby that said TO: Dad Love Abby. "This is what the Frag is going on!" he growled giving Bumblebee a frosty look.,

Sideswipe looks at the android girl's photo for a few seconds looks at Bee, the back at the photo, Bee,photo,Bee,photo....Processing *Bing!* "OH SLAG!? wahahaha! OH-HO NO! NO! That's not happening right now!?" the rest of the bots look up at the command center as Sideswipe come running out with the biggest grin on his face.

"AYE YA'LL! HE'S FRAGGING RATCHET'S DAUGHTER!?" he yells out high-five-ing Grimlock and and a very confused Fixit, he yelling it at every bot and human as he passes doing a full circle around the scrapyard laughing the whole time "For every time he says that slag...That's another wrench up your aft."

Ratchet hissed as Bumblebee averted his eyes to the floor as Sides yells from behind Ratchet, "OH, BEE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!huahahaha!" the red red bot cheered and broke into a little song and dance "BEE FRAGGED RATCHET'S DAUGHTER!~ " he grabs Strong-arm "BEE FRAGGED RATCHET'S DAUGHTER!~" he swings her around before she shoves him off and walks away.

Sideswipe came skipping back inside "SLAG! You fragged Ratchet's daughter?! R-Ratchet you...Oh, You bragged to him to his face!" the red bot snickered as Bee glared at him praying to primus he'll shut up! "Bee do you understand, that you bragged to that face right there!?"

The arrogant bot pointed right at Ratchet who glared the red mech as he continued "You actually High-fived Bee. for fragging your daughter....this is!?" Ratchet calmly digs through his toolbox...

He pulled out the biggest wrench he has, and started tapping it on his palm, as the two bots blanched, as Sideswipe sat right down went serious and cleared his throat "It's really not that funny." he said awkwardly eyeing the wrench. as Bee open his mouth trying to find his voice.

"I just want to say it's odd that Ab- uh miss Gates, failed to mention the sire-sparkling bond you both have..."

"I Find it odd that I haven't ripped your mother-fragging spike off yet!"

Sideswipe: What if Hatchet get's to hit you really really hard with that wrench?.

Ratchet: Oh-ho no.~ I have something better then that..."

the bots were all gathered around Bee and Ratchet as the medic held the yellow bot's DCD and pulled the trigger and he hit his mark which happen to be Bumblebee's interface panel, the lieutenant let out a girly scream; while the rest the mechs crossed their legs and cringed for their fallen comrade.

Ratchet sighed satisfied at the yellow bots pain "Thanks for your time Bumblebee, I really enjoyed our talk.~" the medic said walking away humming a happy tune as everyone stared down at Bumblebee who was clutching his panel.

"You're welcome *wheeze*"

the end