Transformers one shots and scenarios

Unicron and Primus Wrath of the jealous gods.

  ANON: Please, more Primus and Unicron scenarios! Perhaps some headcanons about how they behave when they are jealous?  

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PRIMUS

The Mech is the all-being of space and time! he's seen the birth and destruction of worlds, including his own.

If someone really wants to endure his wrath, then they must have balls made of vibranium; to think they could get away with lewd flirtation towards HIS human.

He could just snap the object of his jealousy out of existence. But, Primus wasn't his brother and certainly did not want you to hate him.

So, when your back is turned; he makes his move, with a snap of his fingers the annoyance was gone, and Primus's holoform was sitting in their place.

You jumped seeing your boyfriend. and wondered where (random name) went? He innocently shrugged and you let it slide.

...Until the next day when you slammed a newspaper down in front of him demanding why your (cousin/sibling/gay friend?) was found atomically wedgied on (famous monument)!? oops?

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UNICRON

(he's a total tsundere everything he says is the opposite of how he feels.)

Cybertronian equivalent to Satan pretends he doesn't care. Why should he? Just because some unworthy lecherous squib was looking to breed with you!

What so good about you? that disgusting laugh and smile, or way your eyes shine when the sun hits just right!...makes him want to purge.

Unicron feels like acid is dumped on his spark, when the human tries to touch you is when he finally acts, the second you shrug their hand off and go to the bathroom.

With snap of his finger the annoying organic was gone. Unicron begrudgingly took their seat, waiting for your filthy husk to return.

When you did, your sickening sweet voice asked where that person went? Unicron danced around the subject,smirking to himself.

You were very suspicious of him the entire evening, than a few weeks later... when (Random name) finally reappeared looking like hell! They got one look at your boyfriend screamed bloody murder and ran away.