Transformers one shots and scenarios

Dredwing and Ultramagnus x drunk!readers

Anonymous asked:

The TFP Bots/Cons taking care of their drunk or hungover S.O.? extra points if the cybertronians didn't know humans could get drunk.
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Considering I was drunk when I read this and am still semi-hungover (ey, bite the dog yo!) I understand where its coming from. But, for my DS and hands sake I think I'll Write Dreadwing and UltraMagnus.

original post: My tumblr: designationpinknoise

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Bots/Cons POV:

At first they didn't really understand who was calling, or why they needed someone to take care of you. were you hurt? attacked by their enemies?! there was only one way to find out as they drove or/opened the ground bridge to your location.

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Cons:

Dreadwing:
[reader in their mid-twenties]

The blue flyer frowned as he looked around the bars interior. half the patrons were either passed out or getting dragged out by their friends, he was very confused by their behavior. These organics seem as though they were overcharged on high-grade?

He grimaced watching one femme purging in a garbage can before her friends helped her out the door.as a burly male approached him "You Dred?" the man asked gruffly the blonde avatar nodded. "Good, Y/N! YOUR RIDES HERE!" he yelled as a [y/hc] woman pulled herself off a stool,Almost stumbling as she shakenly made her way over to Dreadwing.

Who shot the male a look "Hey don't look at me! she's the one who drank two green russians and did 37 BJ shots." he huffed "in a row?" a random male slurred from somewhere causing [Y/n] and the left over patrons to burst out giggling like children.Before Dreadwing picked her up and carry her out of the bar. only for the bartender whistle causing the flyer to turn around;and knocked his girlfriend's head into the wall causing the whole bar wince.

She started to sob and Dreadwing mentally panicked as the bartender handed him, the drunk girl's car keys before leaving the bar. as he got her back on the Nemesis;his girlfriend was knocked out the second he laid her down on his berth.

the blue and gold fly shook his helm "Troublesome femme." he huffed before turning in himself. The next morning [Y/n] was living in hell!

her head hurt she couldn't keep anything down; and had to explained what alcohol was the cons and vowed she was never drinking again! (bull-scrap!)

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Ultramagnus:
[reader is 18]

He almost regretted answering the call, as he approached a house. He could hear loud music and see colorfull lights blaring from inside. and passed out juveniles everywhere!How the authorities weren't called was a mystery. But, that wasn't his concern at the moment.

His main concern was finding [Y/n] and getting her home! he activated his holo-avatar and walked inside were someone handed him a red cup he scanned the amber colored liquid suspiciously;

{ Contents: Alcohol vol 5.5 Consists of: fermented yeast,sugar,water,barley.

Threat level ???}

Ultramagnus grimaced as he awkwardly handed the cup to someone else, before looking around the "Party" for a familiar [Y/Hc]. only for someone bump into him; he whirled around and found his very wobbly girlfriend.

"hi...Maggie˜♪"

"y-[Y/n!] why weren't you outside?"

"...huh?..."

"Are...are you inebriated?!"

"pft! No, are you Ine*hic*briated?"

The couple stared each other down "that was bad timing..." the drunken girl slurred as Magnus went into a trance like state, he silently grabbed her hand and dragged her out of the house. He didn't even realize he was squeezing [Y/n]'s hand till he felt her struggle and tug "you're hurting me.." she whined he snapped out of his daze, then shot her a cold stare; before pulling her arm out using that trick Miko used on Jack he gave it a slight twist, causing her to yelp and pull away to see he gave her an indian burn.

"You're mean...

"Good! Let that be a reminder of what would've happened if it wasn't me who showed up."

he huffed before he helped her into his Alt-mode, it was a silent drive back to [Y/n] house, as she was already falling asleep when helped her inside of her house;

If [Y/n] thought her drunken escapes were over she was wrong, as the {y/hc} girl had to go through a dreadful hangover listening to Ratchet, Optimus and UltraMagnus; lecturing her over:The dangers of alcohol, her irresponsible behavior, going to the party alone, and underage drinking! Luckily she wasn't the only being lectured.

Ratchet noticed her arm the medic asked what happened, then went off on Magnus, on the potential dangers of him accidentally breaking her arm. and the danger third-degree friction burns.