Transformers one shots and scenarios

Bots react: Human eating Ice chips.

[Anon asked: MTMTE reaction to human eating ice like chips? ]

Y/n was video chatting a friend on earth, her tablet was attached to this little hover board thingy Brainstorm made for her, Of course some of the more nosy bots, [Rodimus,Whirl,Tailgate and Brainstorm were curiously listening in.] they seemed to be talking about the current situation on earth, Y/n's calls home were more frequent before...

Currently they were talking about movies, and how drive-ins have been making a big comeback, when F/n saw what Y/n was eating ice and snorted. "What?" the y/hc woman asked pouring some ice into her mouth a couple other bots were now listening [Perceptor,Ratchet, Thunderclash and Cyclonus.] "Nothing, Must be hard being the only human on that ship." They chuckled, again Y/n and the bots were lost on what her friend was getting at.

"Well you what they say about women and chewing ice?~"

"They're Iron deficient?"

Tailgate: [whispering to Ratchet] Humans eat Iron?

Ratchet: Well, Technically yes, Just not in...OH! *He's just realizing what F/n was getting at.*

"No, Girl whens the last time you were on a date?"

"Like I'dunno four years agooo....oh my god! really?"

F/n smirked "Don't put those thoughts in my head man/woman!" Y/n huffed as F/n starts laughing hysterically while the bot's minus Ratchet were still befuddled, the medic cringed as he saw their optics dimmed, knowing they were looking up.

"a Woman eating Ice means?'

Suddenly there was a lot of venting and the bar's temperature spiked up, which didn't go unnoticed by Y/n; who's prone to heat exhaustion felt dizzy by the room's sudden shift in temperature. "F/n I'm gonna have to cut this short...I think I need to lay down." F/n commented the y/ht woman looked like she was gonna be sick! The y/nat woman nodded and hung up.

Ratchet to the rescue! "Come on Y/n You can cool down in the med-bay." the medic picked the liaison up and carried her out of Swerve's, Brainstorm now curious about how Y/n body's reacts to certain temperatures got up to follow, but got yelled at by Perceptor who told him to "sit his aft back down!", Needless to say Y/n was very very confused the next day to find a bunch of dating requests from random bots ...and one body temp exam from Brainstorm on her Comm feeds.