Transformers one shots and scenarios

Mtmte! bot x child reader: where do babies come from?

anonymous asked:

How would the bots on the Lost Light react if a techno-organic child age 4-6 who's very curious, went around asking were do babies come from?

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Rodimus: "Ask Ratchet."

Ratchet: * Silently stares* Hands them a lollipop and locks them out of the med-bay.

Ultra-Magnus: "Did Whirl put you up to this?"

Redalert: *glitches*

Bluestreak: "C-can we talk about something else like...uh Puppies! everyone loves puppies...*five minute rambling about dogs.* till the kid wanders off.

Swerve: *flabbergasted silence*

Perceptor & Brainstorm: the kid is not allowed near them or the lab.

Nautica: She Has no clue, looks it up! *fans click on* sputters an excuse, and locks the kid out of her room.

Getaway: "Well, hey there Sparklet!~"

Kid: no.

Getaway: "okay then."

Fort max: "A-ask Rung"

Rung: *fogged up glasses* hands them more candy locks them out of his office.

Megatron: [same reaction as Magnus except he blames Rodimus]

Drift: *pretends to meditate*

Tailgate: *burst out crying*

Trailcutter: "Ask *hic* again in T*hic* ten years..."

Whirl : when two flesh bags like each other, they fu-..ack! *Cyclonus runs up and punches him*

Cyclonus: Silently takes the child back to his hab-suite....he's their Guardian.