TFA crack fic: Sentinel x human!reader

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Sentinel was both flustered and disgusted with himself, how could one damn tiny organic be so Annoying, danger attracting, and and.., Argh!! why can't he get that damn fleshy femme out of his processor? unless... his eyes widened is horror. "Oh no....,Oh no!no!no!" as he transformed and drove as fast as he could to the autobot earth base.

●●◆●●●●●●●●●●● a few moments later... ●●●◆◆●●●●●●●●●

Optimus was lazily sitting on the bases couch watching the Red Green show. when a weird noise cut through the volume, "°°°°°°°°°°ººººººº¤¤¤¤ooooooooo" Optimus blinked paused his show looked around and listened It confused , sounded almost like... "ooooooooooooOOOOOPTIMUS!?" The doors suddenly burst open and he was tackled off the couch"What the-Sentinel?! what the pit?" He was shocked to find the organic hating prime hugging him.

"I can't take it anymore! I have tell someone!" Sentinel whined his former friend just winced and tried to pry him off his waist "Uh, about?" he asked still confused "That Femme! the older sibling to that tiny organic!" Sentinel sobbed"dah... (y/n)?" the earth bound prime blinked as Sentinel's voice came out a garbled mess, before taking ex-venting looking up at Optimus with a frantic look in his optics. "I hate her." he snarled Optimus suddenly smacks him.

"I lover her! *sob*

*smack*

I Hate her!

*smack*

I love her!

*smack*

I hate her and love her!?"

Bursts into ugly oily sobbing Optimus's into waist as the younger prime awkwardly patted his head. Just as Ratchet walked in froze at the scene, Optimus saw him "uh, this isn't what you think." the medic just backed out of the room. weeks later Dr. Iris was "training" Sentinel on how to win Y/n's heart by getting over his fear of organics. (Think how spy trains the scout in expiration date.) oddly enough it worked.

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