Transformers one shots and scenarios

The cake is a lie!

  Anon asked: {Reader is is really good at baking and candy making, particularly making them into shapes of everyday objects, like sponges,toys, coffee mug etc.. I like to see the bots reaction to seeing their human eating "hazardous" objects. Thunderclash,Rodimus,Brainstorm and Ratchet.}  

Thunderclash:

Y/n had been planning this prank for weeks! and finally it was in motion. It started when you "accidentally" bumped into Thunderclash whist wiping Graffiti off the wall he noticed you were having trouble reaching the higher spots and offered to help.

"Sure T! just let me get a new sponge." while he was distracted by the vandalized wall {Rodimus is Awesomus!!!} Y/N reached for a clean sponge and her surprise sponge She handed Thunderclash the large sponge But realized she couldn't with one arm, So to his horror she put the old soggy sponge one in her mouth,

The mech stared down at the girl stunned as the sponge was getting smaller and smaller foam was dripping from the human's mouth as she waved the large twin matress sized sponge "Hm? hey are you gonna help or what?" She teased Thunderclash's optics slowly dimmed and brightened.

He looked sick as he struggle with his words "You- i, the sponge..what?" Y/n noticed he was borderline panicking! So, finally decided to let him in on it it was just a sponge cake with green foam candy powder that gave it the soap effect.

Needless to say Thunderclash was relieved he was about to drag her to Ratchet to have her stomach pumped.

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Rodimus: It was movie night and Y/n was responsible for the film, Rodimus was eager to see what film they were watching and was confused when she showed up with a dvd, "Rugrats in Paris?" he looked very confused "why would I watch that...And how would we watch it? we don't have a dvd player."

He pouted Y/n seemed embarrassed as if just remembering that tidbit. "Oh..you'r right sorry I'll get rid of of it" Rodimus felt like an ass and went to apologize and turned to Y/n only for his voice box to crackle at the sight of his girlfriend taking a bite out of the DVD like a cookie!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! he screeched horrified Y/n blinked "Oh Sorry did you want a bite?" Rodimus immediately grabbed her and started patting her back "Spit it out! Spit it out!" he ordered Y/n started laughing and yelped "It's just a prank! It's just a prank!" Rodimus stopped working for a second the cogs were turning but no one was home "...Awesome let go prank Magnus!"

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Brainstorm: Brainstorm was working on sort of string adhesive after watching Spiderman when he noticed his girlfriend walking in. he nodded at her then did a double-take when he noticed the mug in her hands.

"No coffee in the lab!" he huffed causing her to snort "No coffee in the lab!" she mimicked the scientist rolled his optics and went back to work. when an odd cracking noise distracted him. Brainstorm turned back and to Name she still had that mug...Did She just take a bite out of it?

Brainstorm watch mesmerized as Y/n took a piece of her mug and ate it he could hear the porcelain crunching it caused his fuel pump to churn, but what really got him was the blood dripping out of her mouth! "Stop that!" he freaked out yanking the human of the floor and placing her on to his table and examined her before noticing she was laughing.

Brainstorm scanned the mug it was some sort of confectionery! it was was prank? "but the blood-" She stopped him and grimaced as she reached into her mouth and pulled out a wag of gel "Blood gel capsule a very bad tasting one too!" she grimaced still trying to get the taste out out of her mouth. Needless to say Brainstorm both amused and annoyed and vowed revenge.

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Ratchet: Y/n may have went a tad to far on this one Ratchet hasn't come out of his hab-suite in hours! she pissed him off and scared the tar out of him, by making these chocolates in the shapes of surgical tools which contained pomegranate syrup for a blood effect. It sort of backfired on her.

He walked in and found her eating a scalpel and freaked the frag out and about ready to put her under for surgery, when explained that it wasn't real! it was just chocolate. He got quiet and left her in the hall alone and hasn't talked since.

She told Drift and First-aid what she did and both agreed it was harmless and way to childish even for Ratchet to be acting like this, they both convinced him to let her in ad talk and after apologizing to the medic.

He explained he lost a lot of friends bots and human in the war and seeing endanger herself like that infuriated him so much, he needed time to cool down, so he wouldn't stress her and baby out..."Oh..that makes..."She blinked confused.

" baby? what baby?" Ratchet smiled sheepishly at her causing Y/n to snort "Oh-ho you almost had me hehe...I-uh" She noticed Ratchet wasn't laughing he just blinked "You're not...I'm not...I erm" she paled and fainted, Name learned that Ratchet never jokes when it comes to medical matters, Also He Will have his revenge after the kid is born it... only seems fair.