Mr or Ms? Srsly?

Part 007

THIS BULLSHIT!!
"Why? Don't be a shit!" I said
"It's fun to do whatever I want" Yoongi said.
I look into the mirror. My hair is perfect. I walk out and change my outfit. We walk and buy some yogurt and things for me.
     "Yoongi, let's walk around" I asked him.
"No... I'm lazy" he said.
      I just send a glare and put my things in the car. I sit on the passenger's seat calmly.
      The car ride was filled by awkward moments and sound of crickets.
   "Is that our house?" I asked a stupid question to him.
   "It's a sty. It's not a new house anyway. It's the place that we came from" he answered with an anoyyed face.
TILL THE TIME YOU GO TO HELL, I WILL SMILE!!! Hahahahaha. AND LAUGH!! Can you just help your wife that is trying to break the awkward silent. He is making me look like a stupid homo sapien.
"Get out from my car! And take your things" Yoongi scream.
     "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't blabber like an old man who lost his spoon" I replied.
   He rolled his eyes and locked his car. I am carrying all the stuff alone.
Grrrahhh!!!! I walk inside the house. I put all the things in the living room and walk upstairs. I went into the bathroom and wash my face. I thought of something that I can use to put a revenge on him.
      Yoongi went inside the bathroom after waiting me for a few hours.
"Y/N!!!!!!! I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU USING FORK AND SPOON!!!!!!!"he scream my name and I ran downstairs. Hehe. My plan is going to be fun!
I smirk and walk into the kitchen playfully.
" Eomma, mom! What are you cooking?" I asked.
"Bibimbap and Japchae. Spring rolls for you" Eomma said.
"What did you do to Yoongi?" My mom asked.
"Nothing.." I said.
I walk upstairs and wait for him to finish bathing. I walk into the bathroom quickly after he finish bathing.
"Where is your toothbrush?" I asked.
"It's in the toilet bowl. You are the one who sabotage me, right?" He asked me back.
"If it's true? It's okay, right?" I answered and lock the bathroom door.
I took a refreshing bath and rest for a few minutes. It's really refreshing. Suddenly, my mind shifted towards Jimin. Why did he pretend to be a nerd?
I wear the towel and walk outside. Someone pinned me to the wall.
"Smell fine." Yoongi said.
"So?" I asked.
"Makes me wanna bite you" he said again with a smirk.
        I just smile and kick his leg causing him to groan in pain. I pick my clothes and wear it in the bathroom due to insecure feelings. MIN YOON GI!!! I am not freaking scared of you like other woman do.
    "Don't feel insecure around me. I am not gay" he said.
I walk out of the bathroom and smirk.
"Sometimes, people does'nt have to pretend. I know who you are! You are someone that does'nt have gender. A boy? Or a girl? Or in a middle?" I said.
He smirk and walk to me.
"Do you want to make sure what is my gender?" he said with a scary smirk.
"N..no!" I stutter and took my handphone. I RAN DOWNSTAIRS TO KEEP MYSELF AWAY FROM THAT HUMAN! 
*Time skip*
Yoongi took my hand after seeing me standing awkwardly among the boys.
"Hey, (Y/N)"Yoongi whispered.
"Hmm. What?" I replied.
"I've finish my part. I'm going to my dorm" he said
"Okay" I said with a peace sign.
I walk and grab my things. I walk at the corridor
   Chillin' in the corridor,
     Your dad is 44.
      # BigShaq-man's not hot
I found a cute boy being bullied. AISHHH!!!!
"Stop!!" I said with a manly made voice.
   "You don't know us, newbie!" the two big boys replied.
   "You two are big enough to bully a boy. You two should find a tv show that can make you popular with your strength. LOTS OF GIRL WILL LOVE YOU!" I said.
     They mimicked me and my heart start to heat up.
I kick their butt and they run away. I help the boy to get up but he is now unconcious. Jimin?!!! How the hell did he did not use his skills? He is injured badly. I took him on my back and walk into my room. My roomates is Min Yoon Gi?? Eomma?!!!! Mom?!! This must be their plan.
     I kick the door and Yoongi that is playing with his phone quickly drop his phone. I put Jimin on my bed and take my hadkerchief. Jimin?? Wake up! I sprinkle some water on his face and he open his eyes.
    "Thanks god you wake up!" I said
    " Thank y...you" he said.
GOSH! He is blushing now! So cute!
"Rest on my bed first. I need to take a bath first" I said after I took my towel and clothes inside my bag. I take a quik bath and wrap my body with bandage cloth so that they can't see my body.. I wear my clothes and walk out from the bathroom.
   Yoongi help Jimin to walk to his own room and he come back. He locked the door and put on a smirk.
"Jimin is a nerdy. Your taste is terrible, wifey" he said while mocking me.
"Ouh, you like Jimin? Yoongi?" I asked

YOONGI'S P.O.V
"If I do?" I asked.
"Then my husband is gay" she answered.
"If not?" I asked again.
"...." she keep her mouth closed.
    Okay... This is weird.
"Shhhhiwwww" a weird sound is made.
"Ouh. I 'accidentally' put your shaving cream on your back." she said.
" TAhell you!!!" I scream.
"I declare today as a day when a war start between Y/N and Yoongi" she said again
I will have a war with her. Wait and see.