Brian's Christmas

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Brian is a bog monster

And bogs are very smelly

So Santa Claus

Wears, of course

His big black shiny wellies


But reindeer don't wear wellies

So get all sticky hooves

Cos he doesn't have walls

And that's not all

He doesn't have a roof


Brian is a bog monster

And likes to eat girls and boys

But he's still been good

So he still should

Get his Christmas toys

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