Pills //HS (COMPLETED) ✔

Ch-2 : Bullet not sperm! 🔫

This is cringy. But I swear it gets better. :P

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"Dad, you really think she can keep me safe?" I heard Hardy whispering that thing to his father. I scoff and stay straight. This little kid needs to know a lot about me.

"How dare you, Hardy?"

"It's Harry, with a H.A.R.R.Y."

"Oh son, you don't know what she's capable of. Ruby, show us your weapons and tricks." Thomas claps his hand excitedly and grabs my arms before making me stand up from the seat. I roll my eyes and get my hands under my long black hair, then I bring out the little pocket knife hidden in my bun. I throw it purposely towards Harry and he screeches before the knife hits the wall.

He places his hand on his chest and glares at me. "Are you crazy, woman!?"

Next, I take off the wig of long hair and reveal my short black hair boy cut hair at which Harry's eyes widen at me. "For a moment I got a crush on you for that long hair. But..never mind. Everything's an illusion here." He says shrugging off his shoulder.

Is he a kid? I clench my jaw and take out the various types of small guns from the hidden wig and shoot it towards Harry at which his whole body stiffened with his shutting close. Seeing his reaction a smirk made a way on my lip.

I then go for my breasts which aren't really big but looked big with the grenades under them. I take out the grenades and placed them on the table. "Uh..no..She's not as hot as I thought at the first look." Harry shakes his head in disbelief which made Thomas laugh out loud.

I roll my eyes at his remark and go for my jeans. I unzip the chain at the front and the boxers underneath revealed a bulge.

"Woah, is she a guy? I mean is he guy? I..mean whatever this creature is..I don't care...Oh, I guess she or he got a different transgender walk through...You know what, I don't even....." He trails off when he stared at my hands making its way underneath the boxer before bringing out a gun. He gags at the sight of a gun coming out my boxers. I mean, really!?

"See, she got a vagina underneath an imaginary penis gun. Impressive. Right?" Thomas exclaims and Harry places his hand on his chin and brought his lips in a line. Clearly evident that he was suppressing his laughter. Good for you. Now laugh!

I shoot with the gun in my hand that the bullets went right beside his ear. He closes his ears and let out a scream at which Thomas laughed throwing his head back. He blinked his eyes a few times before looking at me with his eyes widened.

"Crazy woman! That's gun and it let out bullet not sperm!" His breathing is hardening and he walks aside to stand beside his dad who was still laughing with all my tricks.

"I told you she's incredible!" Thomas slaps Harry's shoulder playfully and nudges him towards me which I don't even bother to hold him. He glares at me angrily and stands straight beside me.

"Now you can leave. Peace out!" Thomas flips us off before his face went into a serious mode and got himself into his laptop. I roll my eyes and make my way out the room.

Harry is following closely behind me as I feel his steps getting nearer to me. He places his hand on my shoulder and turned me around to face him. "Hey! Aren't you suppose to follow me? Why am I following you?" I roll my eyes and turn around walking as fast as I could.

He sprints beside me while keeping a fast pace with my walking. "I know you can talk. Just tell me, where are we going now?"

You can't even defend yourself why is it that you want to know where we will go, kid!?

He waves his hand in front of my eyes to catch my attention. "Hey woman, I'm talking to you."

"Womannnn!"

For God's sake, I got a name. Now stop following me everywhere I go. Yeah right, you piece of gold shit need to be protected.

In frustration and anger, I push the door open of my apartment in the huge mafia office. I didn't even bother to close the door as Harry follows close behind me.

I walk towards my wardrobe and while Harry was checking my room with his hands stuffed in his pocket. I bring out a casual t-shirt and jeans and lastly a long elastic cloth.

"You got a nice apartment except for some weapons here and there in every inch of the room." He turns around to look at me. I just shrug and take the end of the hem of my worn t-shirt before pulling it over my body. I saw Harry going all red as he stares at me wide eyes. I glare at him with a shrug.

"I-I am fine with the weapons in the rooms. Yeah, hell I'm." Harry turns around nervously still mumbling cursed word under his breath.

I take off my bra and throw it in my luggage. I take the long elastic cloth and wrap it around my breasts to press my breasts together so that they don't show a bit. I wrap and wrap around it tightly till the cloth comes to an end and I tuck it inside.

I wear the casual man t-shirt over my new man body. I take off my jeans and stuff a gun in front of the boxers to make an artificial penis. I wear the new jeans with chain and torn at the knees. As I was done I look at the mirror I push my hair back with the hair gel and spray the perfume over my whole body.

"Are you done? You're like all woman around the world when it comes to getting ready. Why dad thinks you're an exception?" There is an evident mock in his voice. I walk towards him with long steps, placing my hand on his shoulder I turn him to face me.

"Woah, where's my woman? How did you come into the room?" He looks at me wide eyes before I take his hand in mine and take my bag with the other hand. He wasn't coming with me as he pulls himself backward.

"I'm not coming with you. Who are you? Leave me. I'm going with my woman." He pulled his hand away from me. I pinch the tip of my nose in frustration and turn around ferociously at which Harry filched. He was so tall, well a few inches taller than me. I squished his face tightly in my hand which made his lips poke out like a fish. He looked at me with wide green eyes. They're so...never mind.

"Do you know me?" I ask in a bold manly voice to which his answer was negative nodding.

"Why can't you defend yourself? I can kill you right now." I raise my eyebrows playfully at him. His eyes widen at me and he starts sweating in my hand. "I-I don't know."

"Bad luck." I throw his face from my hand and bring the gun from my back pocket and shoot it right near his leg making him flinch. He didn't scream but he was sweating really hard.

"Now come." I take his hand in my hand and ordered him to follow me but he pulled away.

"Where is woman?" He demands with anger evident in his voice. I roll my eyes and groaned in frustration.

"Kid! Come. You're safe. I'm your woman." I speak with my usual voice making his eyes widen at me. His eyes travel down and up my body before he gulps nervously.

He takes a step forward towards me and picks a few strands of my hair in his hand before he examined me. "I'm guessing that penis is a gun...and your chest? Never mind." He takes a step backward and extends his hand towards me. What was that for? I look at him for a few seconds before he smiled.

"You are indeed woman."

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