"Just once. I'll never ask again." He says with a pout playing on his lips. He wasn't childish or mocking me. He really was damn serious to make me smile.
"I guess you won't smile without a reason." He says. Isn't that obvious? He moves his hand from waist to my face and brushes my cheeks softly with his rough thumb. I stare at him without a reaction.
"Just smile." He pulls at the side of my lips slightly in an attempt to force out a smile off me.
"Smiley smiley Ruby." He says my name. I try to curve my lips at the corner but it appears quite weird and awkward which I realized looking at Harry's face. He is staring at me with a weird look.
"I don't like the fake smile. It's..weird." He says, eyebrows twitched and lips pouted.
"Okay. I'll tell you a joke." He thinks for a moment.
"Uh huh. What's the difference between a fly and a bird?" He asks me with wide sparkly eyes. I shrug not knowing the answer.
"A bird can fly but a fly can't bird." He says and cracks up in his own laughter. He's literally laughing at his own joke. How can he laugh at his own jokes?
A real smile creeps up my face seeing him so happy. He looks at me with wide eyes. "There's my fave smile. Now you can take the right bed." He says and shifts with his bags to the left side.
I shake my head at his annoying behaviour but the weird wide smile won't just leave my lips. I cough in my hand with an attempt to remove the smile. I focus back to my bags and bring out the various manly clothes while Harry takes out his women clothes. He stares at the women's clothings in disgust and folds them to keep in the wardrobe.
"How come you agreed so quick to change without arguing?" I ask him out of the blue. He turns to look at me with the dress hanging on his hand. A smirk made up on his lips.
"I just remembered that I can have girls night and I'm gonna make the best use of the opportunity. You know what I mean?" He raises his eyebrows and smirks. But it disappears when he stares down at the dress.
"But it's disgusting. What will my boyfriend say? Oh look my girlfriend got a penis and fake boobs." He throws his clothings angrily in the wardrobe and crosses his arms over his chest before darting his eyes at me.
"Are you going to do something about it?" He asks me.
"Chop your penis off." I say shoving my clothes in the wardrobe.
"Yeah right. I will kill my future children intentionally." He sarcastically replied, his eyes rolling and he lies down on the bed.
"Don't you kill so many children by jacking off." I say in a isn't it obvious tone.
"Wh-What!?" Harry sits up on the bed, shocked.
"What?" I shrug.
"No, I didn't expect you to say dirty things." He says.
"So, you do that?"
"No.." He lies.
"I'm warning you. Don't ever do that in this room. Or the bathroom." I warn him with my index finger pointing at him.
"It's none of your concern." He scoffs and lies back down on the bed with his arms crossed under his head. He gets up again and takes off the tops before lying down again half naked with only his boxers.
"Goodnight woman." He says.
"I don't sleep." I bluntly reply.
"I just said goodnight. You have to reply me with a goodnight. Not I don't sleep." He mimicks my voice and sticks out his tongue to me.
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Pills //HS (COMPLETED) ✔
Fanfiction"Will you forget about me in a month?" Harry asks with a sad pout. I squint my eyes completely taken aback of his question. "No, of course not. Why are you asking?" I cup his face in hands and kiss his lips. "What about six months?" He asks, breakin...