Hello my children
It is me
MawLex
I am ozsome
Here are the rules of being a bland potato chip such as myself
RULE NUMBER 1
Mawlex, aka the love doctor, rawr
Now when evers your bf/gf is lonely on Valentine's day and your not there and can only text them, this secret will drive them wild!!!!
Go on a ''non" date with your best freind, brag about it, go to a japanese restraunt and send them pictures of your heart shaped food because the chef thought you were a couple
