What does a reindeer say before they tell a joke?
This will sleigh you
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas Passed
What cars do elves drive?
A toyYoda
How is the alphabet different on Christmas then any other day?
On Christmas, there is Noel
What is the best book to read during the holidays?
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Santas
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less
Did you hear? Santa's taking karate.
He's a black belt!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley
What do you say to Santa when he's taking attendance at school?
Present!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho!
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf esteem
What kind of bike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
What do you get when you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What is Santa's dog's name?
Santa Paws!
What says 'oh oh oh'?
Santa walking backwards
What is Claustrophobia?
The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?
Because he is so cool!
What's a bird's favorite song?
The Finch who stole Christmas
I thought of a dirty joke for Christmas and idk if this was already a thing.
"You be history and I'll be Rudolph."
"Why?"
"So I can go down on you."
TrIgGeReD
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kms
and merry Christmas Eve
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TMNT X Reader Boyfriend Scenarios
FanfictionOne can tell what this is but if you don't know.......... ITS A TMNT BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS BOOK! Hope you like reading it! Started: 10/29/15 Ended: 1/29/18
