My mother: "Don't you dare eat chips, do you know how unhealthy they are?"
Also my mother: "OHMYGOD LOOK COSTCO HAD A SALE ON BULK CHIPS LETS BUY AS MANY AS WE CAN." (I'm not even joking, we brought 90 packs of chips on sale at Costco a few days ago. I had to stop my mom from buying double that amount.)
My mother: "Look, my children, I made you food that I slaved with my blood, sweat, and tears. Eat up! Eat! Eat! Eat!"
My mother: "Your too skinny, you need to build meat on your bones. Do you know the bad health effects of being too skinny. You need to eat more."
My mother: "It's good to eat food. And respectful."
My mother: "The only way to properly show our guests is to shower them with food. Lots and lots of food."
My mother: "I don't really have reasons, but I want you to eat as much as a hippopotamus."
Also my mother: "We're going to a buffet tonight. So no breakfast, no lunch, and no snacks. You'll eat your fill at dinner. Eat as much as you can at dinner." (me...today...)
