This is a completely random group chat that my friends did (none of it is real, its all sarcasm):
Person A: I just finished washing dishes
Also, did you guys finish eating dog?
Person B: LIKEEEE OH EM GEEEEE I LUUUVVVV THE TASTE OF DAWG. it tastes like octopus but less slimy
Person C: Shhhhhhh DANG YOU YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL
don't tell anyone
also, tell your sister that your dog died for a good cause
*delicious cause
Person D:
you people are weird
obviously cats are better
Me: I give up. You guys have obviously been taken over by the a-paw-calypse
Yeaaahhhhh....none of them are crazy. Yet. (I think). As you can see, none of us make racist asian jokes. *pat pat
