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Fri, Mar 26, 4:16 PM
I had to take two showers today. Fel threatened me again
While I tremble in fear because she's holding a curling iron
I haven't curled my hair since I was 13You win
That sounds terrifyingFel tells you to go shower
Tell her I said f off
Come to your window
Dang she made me open my blinds to give me the bird ...
And you laugh in the backgroundYour face though!
Meanie :(
You know I love yo|
You know you're my favorite :)Yaayay :)
Hey, did you open your birthday present?
Um no
I wanted to open it when you're around
Can I open it tonight?Absolutely
I have something for you too
I'm super excited :)
I like it when you use smileys
Remember when you didn't
You were the ice-queenWe didn't know each other well!
We were just strangers ...I'm really glad I lost that notebook
And met youYou're so sweet
I'm glad you're in my life too :)Dang it, Alex is here
AND HE'S RUMMAGING THE FRIDGE WITHOUT PERMISSION
AGAINHe helped with the flash mob on Wednesday
He did?
Apparently Felicity has some dirt on him that she reminds him of every time she wants something
I know right, I want to know what it is
Anyways ... as much as I love talking to you, I need to go because Felicity wants to do makeup without jabbing my eyes out
Cool :) You will look amazing
And keep your eyes safe!Will do :)
(Read 4:29 PM)
Fri, Mar 26, 4:32 PM
Yo Greyson your bathroom has no toilet paper
Sucks for you
Bro get me toilet paper
You can be there all night anyways
You don't have a date for the formal... Yeah I do
Get me toilet paperWHAT WHO AND WHEN
While your at it get me something to eat
Who are you going with
I NEED TOILET PAPER
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY TILL YOU TELL ME
DON'T FORCE ME TO USE MY BEST FRIEND PRIVILEGES AND WALK OUT OF THE BATHROOM TO GET IT MYSELF
WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH
Bring the toilet paper.
I'm going to get Felicity to blackmail you
WTF dude you're going to see her when we go to the dance!
I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND AND I DEMAND TO KNOW
I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND YOU ARE ABUSING BEST FRIEND PRIVILEGES
I'm not speaking you again!
I'm not answering you
Stop yelling at me from outside the bathroom
Give me the toilet paper and maybe I'll talk to you
ONE SQUARE ISN'T ENOUGH
Bro just give it to me!Wait does this mean you have a crush too?
... NO!
Awww Alex that's like TOTES ADORBS
... I hate it when you use my words against me.
Also thanks for the toilet paperFri, Mar 26, 5:23 PM
Grey you better be showered and smelling nice
Don't want Sadie to die from your stinky man scentI do not have a scent!
And yes I took shower and even timed it. 3 minutesOh heavens. Just three minutes?!
Did you do your hair?Um no
?The idiot!
Bring a comb, gel, and your contacts and come pick us upAlex dropped my contacts in the toilet three weeks ago
UUUGGGGHHHHH
I'm coming overWhat about Sadie?
Not important right now
You hair looks awfulShe is important!
Okay loverboy, prepare to have your hair transformed
What about Sadie?
(Read 5:29 PM)A/N Storytime: I burned myself with a curler when I was 14. Not my scalp, not my finger, not my ear ... my nose. Don't ask.
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