"If you fall in love, let me know so I don't feel so stupid."
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"So I'll pick up breakfast for you and pick you up to drive you to school tomorrow when I move the car."
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"Babe, I'll be there in two minutes. I'm putting on your butt warmer."
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"I love Dominicans. Wait, correction. I love two Dominicans."
"Two?"
"You and your mom because she made you."
"My dad made me too."
"Yeah but he's an asshole so fuck him. I'll take care of you now."
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"Your new name is "Hess" cause you gas everything the fuck up."
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"If white privilege had a smell it would be my ass cheeks."
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"Whats the difference between a shopping cart and a pasta cart?"
*low voice* "it's made of pasta"
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"I don't love you anymore."
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Numbing Waves
PoesiaA compilation of short stories and poems about mental disorders, love, sexuality, and whatever my happens in my life worth writing about. These are the deepest regions of my conscious written down.
