The Fullmetal Father

"Alphonse has a girlfriend, Alphonse has a girlfriend"

Edward woke up too a stream of light coming through the curtain and warming his face. He blinked the sleep out of his eyes and rolled over too find a sleeping, snoring Winry besides him on the bed. Edward smiled lazily and place an unruly strand of her hair behind her ear, this action must have startled her because as he did this Winrys eyes opened wide and she gave a little scream, then fell off the bed.

Edward was shocked at first but he soon fell into a fit of hysterical laughter. "Edward what the hell!" Winry cursed at him and lifted herself up off the floor.

"Sorry sorry I just couldn't help myself" Ed laughed and wiped the tears from his eyes.

Winry frowned at him but soon she smiled and climbed back onto the bed "So how did you sleep?" She asked Edward with a sweet smile and yawn.

"Yeah I slept well, besides your constant snoring it was rather peaceful" Ed smirked and stretched his arms and back.

"Hey I do not snore! Your the snoring one. I'm surprised someone as small as you could make such a noise" Winry said as she wrapped herself in her dressing gown and slipped into her slippers.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SNORING ASS SHORTY!" Ed shot back, waving his arms in hysterics.

Winry just laughed and waved her hand at him. "Don't get so worked up Ed" she called as she left the room and walked too the bathroom.

Ed frowned and rolled off the bed. It had been so long since Edward had an actual day too his own. It had always been philosopher stone this or homonculi that, but now it was just relaxation for god knows how long. And it all sounded good and stuff but Ed knew he would soon get very very bored.

He walked out of Winrys room and into the hallway. Winry was having a shower from the sounds of it and pinako was sitting out on the porch, catching the mornings first light. So that left Alphonse siting in the lounge room doing whatever it is that he does. Ed decided to go down and chill with Al.

He walked down the stairs and into the lounge room. Where he found Al siting on the couch writing a letter. Edward gathered it was a very serious letter because of the puzzled and concentrated look on his face. He furiously crossed and erased words out and occasionally restarted the whole letter again. Ed smirked and sat himself down besides his brother on the couch.

"Ohhh who are ya writing too Al? Your girlfriend?" Ed teased.

"N-no nothing like that I'm just-" Al trailed off, obviously trying too think of an excuse.

Edward laughed. "Al calm down I was only messin with ya, but judging from your reaction it must be a girl your writing too, am I right?" He asked with interest.

Al looked at me and pondered for a while, pencil between his teeth. He finally gave in.

"I'm writing too May Chang if you must know" he sighed and looked back to the piece of paper. "I just have no idea what I should say too her." He said

Edward looked at his younger brother and smiled. "Well just tell her what's been happening and how life is going for you." He said. "Keep it simple, don't make it formal or you'll make it too difficult too write." Ed said and gave him a slap on the back.

"Yeah good idea, thanks Ed" Alphons smiled and started writing frantically onto the page.

Edward stood up and walked into the kitchen. It was about seven in the morning, too early for breakfast He decided. He grabbed a glass of fresh orange juice and sat down at the dinner table, staring of into space for a while before He saw a very attractive looking Winry come down the stares towards him. The very sight of her made Ed choke on his juice.

"Jeez Ed don't die on us" Winry joked as she grabbed a glass for herself and sat down next too Edward.

Ed sat up straight and stuck his chest out, trying too look appealing and attractive. "Hey weather you like it or not im gonna stick around for a while" Ed joked and placed his glass onto the table.

Winry just smiled at him and sat down at the table. "So Pinako needs a couple of things down at the market, you two up for a trip?" Winry calls the last part out so Alphonse can hear.

"Yeah I'm up for that, I could use the exercise" Ed said.

"Yeah I'll come too!" Alphonse calls from the lounge room.

"Well great! But first you need too get some clothes on Ed" winry giggled and headed off too her room.

Edward looked down and remembered He was still In his boxer shorts and no shirt. He blushed bright red. "Damn that girl" He muttered too himself. Edward had a feeling this day was going too get a lot more interesting.