I made this because I think something like this could happen. I've seen this amazing joke flying around the fandom so I thought it was appropriate.
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Trigger Warnings- none
The sides wanted to spend some fun time together, 'family bonding' as Patton had put it. So, the four headed to a stand-up comic at a local bar. And while everyone was laughing at the hilarious comedian, Patton looked over at Virgil, who was just smiling chuckling while the rest of the crowd died in laughter.
"Come on, Virgil, laugh. This guy is hilarious." Patton nudged the dark aspect.
"He is! I just don't laugh." he stated matter-of-factly, slightly embarrassed. Patton let him be for the rest of the show, he wasn't worried he just thought everyone deserved a good laugh every once in awhile.
"Man, that guy was so great! Don't y'all think?" Patton asked on the ride home.
"Patton, 'y'all' is not correct. At all, but the comedian was astutely entertaining." Logan stated, even he laughed quite a lot at the show.
"Correct! The guy had many intriguing tales that only the creative can conjour!" Prince exclaimed, very dramatically.
"Do you have ANY chill?" Virgil shot back.
"No."
"Well says the person who didn't laugh the entire time. I mean, the dude was hilarious! How could you NOT laugh?" the two who hadn't noticed this, stared at the emo in shock.
"Really? Who didn't laugh once?"
"The guy was awesome, I had a great time. I just don't laugh often."
The others carried on mindless conversations for the rest of the ride home. They were planning on watching movies for the rest of the night.
"Crap, my phone is still in the car. Can I have the keys, Pat?" the father of the group tossed Roman the keys and went to prepare popcorn for the movie. As Roman came back in the house, he fell over the ramp.
"THE ROMAN EMPIRE HAS FALLEN!" Patton yelled as the grumbling trait stood. While Pat and Lo laughed, Virgil. Lost. His. Mind.
The anxious trait immediately doubled over in laughter. He lost all control just snorting, probably couldn't breathe, Roman looked at him with a frustrated gaze.
"REALLY?! THAT'S what gets you when we LITERALLY came back from a comedy show where you didn't laugh ONCE?! REALLY?!"
"I'm so-hahahha-ry! Thahahaht was just sohohoh perfect! Hahahahahaha!" Virgil tried to talk and get control of his amusement, but he couldn't keep himself from snorting and pealing with laughter.
Patton looked so proud that he did this. Logan was just watching the whole ordeal very amused. Roman was glaring at Virgil, who was still trying to catch his breath.
"So much for 'I just don't laugh' huh, Hot Topic?" he said saltily when Virgil was able to breathe with only a few giggles escaping.
"Huhu- I- OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE BEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID IN THE WORLD PATTON! J-just I'm sorry. Why?!" Virgil was just stuttering through giggles at this point, ignoring Princey's eye rolls and playful glare. In truth, the fanciful trait was glad that the sad trait was so genuinely happy for once. They all were.
Virgil calmed down and the four were able to enjoy a few movies before they collectively fell asleep. But never did Virgil stop smiling, and to Patton's joy the next morning, fell asleep with one massive dopey grin plastered on his face. And from that point on, Virgil never cared about laughing in front of the others.
To be honest, I had no clue how to end this chapter so just. \_(")_/ idk anymore. But I hoped you liked it.
