Me: hey Vixx! Thanks for coming to my interview today. I will ask questions from starlights. Are you ready, boys?
Hyuk: Of course!!
Me: alright, the first question goes to N. If you were able to reborn as a dog, what kind of dog would you be?
N: Paris Hilton's chihuahua. I am small but fab.
Me:....okay THATS COOL. Alright, the second question goes to Ken--
Ken: waittttt do you have water? My throat is dry
Me: yep we have water. Alright we will continue this interview with Hongbin while we wait for Ken to return. Hongbin, why were you born on 29th September 1993?
Hongbin: how am i supposed to answer that?
Me: you shared the same birthday with my mom. She was 16 when you were born.
Hongbin:.....okay
Ken: AIGHT I HAVE RETURNED.
Me: wait, Hongbin hasn't answered his question yet
Hongbin: I wont answer that.
Me: sheesh. Alright next question is for Ravi.
Ken: WHAT WHERE IS MY QUESTION
Me: um i forgot whats your question.
N: why were we in this interview anyway..
Me: okok pls dont interrupt me alright. Ravi, may I know why do you always want people to count how many bags of peanuts you bought in my math test?
Ravi: i didnt buy any bags of peanuts...
Me: BUT MY MATH TEST SAID THAT YOU BOUGHT PEANUTS
Ravi: *snatches test paper* thats not me *rips the test paper*
Me: but...but...my test paper!!!!! *wipes tears* its okay you can rip it. I dont need that piece of shit anymore. Anyway this is the next question for Hyuk
Ken: HEy My QueSTionnnn
Me: Hyuk, which power rangers would you like to be?
Hyuk: GREEN ONE ohohoho or maybe the RED ONE
Ken: hmph.
Me: awawaw you are so cute, maknae!! Oh yeah...I am talking to vixx but why am I not fangirling and making weird wheezing pig noises
Leo: bcs this is fantasy
Me: ....oh....yea
Me: *le sobs*
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